I’m like 25% funny and 85% bad at math

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so when are we gonna stop pretending beer tastes good

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oh man ok apparently this kid at our school saw a kitten before getting on the bus so he just. picked it up. and stuffed it in his hood and he had it in the hood the entire day and it just took naps and he fed it his milk during lunch and every time the cat meowed one of the other kids would like cough or sneeze or shuffle so the teacher couldnt hear it and he even let it walk around on the tables in one class and the teacher never saw it it was so precious life is amazing

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when no1 understands u :(


i don’t understand this gif

no1 ever does :(

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When people say “I’m straight acting” all I hear is “I have no fashion sense”

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